Okay, let me say that this happened several weeks ago but is still hilarious to me!
My girls, ages 11 and 9, have had the "talk" and they have a working knowledge regarding the female reproductive system. My son, age 6, not so much. This will be important later.
So, sitting around one day playing on the couch, Marty starts smack talking me.
Marty: That's right, I'm your mama! I'm your grandma! (I guess this means he is better than me? 6-year old smack talk isn't always as effective as they intend it to be.)
Me: Sorry buddy, unless you have a uterus, you are none of those things.
Sarah:*snicker*
Marty: Huh?
Sarah: (doing a little dance with her hands running up and down the length of her torso)That's right baby, cause I got overalls!
Me: You mean ovaries?!
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