I am a mother, I am biased and I know this, but my son is just about the cutest thing alive and one of the coolest dudes I know. Granted, he is not even four years old but I am betting he is going be loved by the ladies. How do I know this? There are the eyes, beautiful swirled green with dark lashes about a foot long. An easy laugh and great sense of humor and apparently he is already working on his pickup lines. The only thing that bothers me is that some of the stuff that comes out of his mouth just isn't appropriate (but funny) to say to one's mother.
For example: On a recent family trip we were at a relatives house and during a conversation, Marty started playing this game with me. He would lay on the floor in front of my chair and slide his hand up the leg of my pants. Not high, just at the ankle. I would pretend that something scary had just crawled on me and bat at his hand. Endless laughter and repetition ensued. After a few minutes, I was done with the game and told him so. He then looked at me, held up his legs and uttered: "Now you try to get in my pants!"
These become even funnier when you consider the history that Marty and I share with such things. I believe the first one was the most infamous.
Marty had been getting in trouble with his father for coming into our bed on weekend mornings and had been warned to stay in his own bed. Paul usually gets up before I do on the weekends so one morning, after he got up, I felt a small shift in the bed and opened my eyes. I was greeted by my son's darling face only inches from mine and he says: "I wait for him to leave so I could sleep wich you".
To make things worse, I believe it was winter time and I had been huddled under our down comforter all night. When his little hand touched my arm he looks at me and says: "You're hot!"
Like I said, somewhat unsettling, but FUNNY!
I know that I have not been posting much but I will try to make sure I get this stuff out there. If there is ever a lull, I can pull out some of the classics such as:
Ders poop onda florah
The Sean Connery incident
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